Anthem to the Shekemist

After some correspondence from my fellowship of the shelter (we consider giving the cockroaches an equal vote as a compensation for the war crimes committed against them by the brotherhood of the worm…), the expanded Good idea/Bad idea stays as I’m off to my next test…

I must say it’s pleasant to come to the shelter late and watch faggy as he turns in his seat while Yoav is describing the outlandish sun-sets while he goes up a level – next time people seem to be tired around 5:00 just think of the time we waited for Yoav’s stupid things – you write the documents anyway, so please let us have a reasonable game… just once… go to Eilat with the bitch!

Here’s a quote from last week:

“ Now, about our Macabrius-Shablonius, I had enough! You think the shades made your character chic? Were you going for the “Men in Black” look? I think men in back is more like it… I think the late Jim Baloushi is better than Dortiz (even after death!), I, for one, am considering replacing my character to a crazed assassin for one session just to do him in! “

Guess what? Nothing changed!

Yet again nothing happened, we stumble at stupidity and some people think that their karma points might save them from the wrath of the world – let me assure you it won’t save you from the wrath of Galdriel, so put a suck in it cause I’ll make you look back at the days of Kritz as something sane that you should treasure!

Good Idea

Having a sturdy candle.

Bad Idea

Using your sturdy candle to your own hair removal needs…

Good Idea

Going to the Kaban.

Better Idea

Taking your girlfriend to the Kaban as evidence.

Best Idea

Not having a crazy nicotine-sucking cum&tonik-mixing whip-wielding demented girlfriend in the first place.

Bad Idea

Being a Kaban when the later is a possibility...

Good Idea

Devising new psionic powers.

Better Idea

Actually succeeding in the power checks.

Bad Idea

Trying to use your powers to make a mini-me/quato.

Worse Idea

Dortiz trying to use his powers to make a mini-me/quato.

Worst Idea

Dortiz in the party!

Good Idea

Eating a sensible meal.

Better Idea

Eating a tasty yet sensible meal.

Best Idea

Not sharing your tasty yet sensible meal with anyone...

Bad Idea

Having two for one pizza.

Worse Idea

Having two for one pizza with tuna and pubic hair (pussy-pizza!).

Worst Idea

Being a tapeworm with Tomer as a host – having to endure the two for one cunt-pizza (and, of course, having to suffer the side effects of Tomer farting/burping – poor Tommy…).

Good Idea

Not having any tests, thus having enough time to write a decent column online…

Bad Idea

Using last weeks article, hoping no one will notice any resemblance…